A Note from your Father...
Dearest Mum & Kids,
It's time to choose between socks and jocks or $21 Million.
So far we have had a great year, kid's birthday parties, Mothers Day, special treats when you did well at school or in sports. My wallet has loved giving you every one of those things...
It's now September and the year is sailing past, but this Saturday you have the choice to make.
You get to really make me happy by winning the lotto superdraw, or you choose to go down the path of buying me some albeit well meaning items from a menswear shop. I want to tell you in no uncertain terms that your lives will be better if you choose the lotto.
I can't stress this enough. Don't go for ordinary, GO for the Saturday Lotto Superdraw.
Ok, I know the odds of me using the undergarments are probably a touch higher than winning the $21 million superdraw on this Saturday night, but that doesn't matter. I can buy these things myself....I am a grown man.
Go on, get it done now. Enter the 9 September Saturday Lotto Superdraw and win me the $21 Million.
PS Yes , my wallet is in the study
PPS You can always get me both.